My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
guys i can’t stop coming back to this
#KIND PEOPLE #I HAVE FOUND A GREAT LAKE IN THIS GRAND FORTRESS OF THE MAN OF IRON #THE SLOPING DEVICE CREATES A TINGLE IN MY STOMACH HAW HAW #I FEEL FREE AND SWIFT LIKE THE GRAND MJOLNIR IN THE WIND #IT IS CALLED “SLIDE” SAYETH THE BIRD MAN #THIS JOY SLIDE #I LIKE IT #ANOTHER!
/cRYING
He’s gonna go back to Asgard and turn all the stairs/bridges into slides now.
TONIGHT MY BROTHERS
WE SLIDE
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
